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Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (7837)

On 10/25/2010 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

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why Tom cruise? ewww

#9 - On 10/25/2010 at 7:37pm by thewife5

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Screw TomCruise-ism.

Oh, right. And OP, you might want to look into why he imagined your best friend.

#4 - On 10/25/2010 at 7:33pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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