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Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20950) - you deserved it (2954)

On 10/12/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by tdiz - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's romantic.

#2 - On 10/12/2010 at 6:04am by omggitshayley

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What are you, some sort of Necrophile?
You get frisky when she starts talking about her dead great grand aunt?
(It's not romance, its necromance)

#24 - On 10/12/2010 at 8:48am by RedPillSucks

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