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Today, I got a text from my ex: "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied "Really?" I got in return "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23129) - you deserved it (3890)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by rawr101 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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well guys have needs...

#1 - On 10/02/2010 at 10:04am by Gfrigo

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Not sure whether this is bad as such. At least he misses a certain aspect of your relationship, and is man enough to admit it. I guess his courage to speak up is testimony to your erm...skills and beauty.

#14 - On 10/02/2010 at 10:31am by Sleekhope

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