Romance ain't dead

By rawr101 - 02/10/2010 06:25 - Australia

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Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML
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Smyth 3

Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.

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Tuff_As_Nails 0

you definitely have problems organ... is that better?

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Dead_damion 0

Some one goes to the vagie aisle more than others.

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andrealovvve 17

I kno how you feel lol but sometimes I'm the same way

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sawkiol 0

I still love my ex. Should I txt her? 'cuz it's been 3 weeks and she probably has another bf by now. Since I was numbr 5 that month

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Alfonsooo 0

Ahh the days were I would do that. then after finish block the number an never text them again

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AdriTheCutie 0

I never text an ex back if he sent me that bs.

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twloha44 3

omg. been there. had that happen to me before. NOT fun.

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sexianna 0

U should of banged him then.

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Cinderelli 8

Well at least he was thinking about you.

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