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Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7048) - you deserved it (25410)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:14am by lenalee96

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I could never understand why anyone would fake orgasms. Does letting your partner know that you're not enjoying it the most you can somehow make everything implode upon itself? Are you perfectly content having mediocre sex for the rest of your life? I just don't get it.

#5 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:21am by mutant_tomato

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