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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41263) - you deserved it (6000)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

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nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

#5 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:06am by jay4who7

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He had to rub one out, can you blame him? At least he's not at Old Navy fapping to mannequins.

#6 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:06am by Y_U_19029

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