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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (5617)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

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oh yeah I was there helping him ;)

#3 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:05am by ZleveL

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nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

#5 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:06am by jay4who7

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