Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!"
Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
#1 - On 08/29/2010 at 5:15pm by perdix
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How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
#5 - On 08/29/2010 at 5:41pm by dudette2
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