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Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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So why would you watch them?

#1 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:08am by duztx

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Animal porn isn't the solution.. get out there OP :P

#10 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:22am by Lounia

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