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Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.

#9 - On 08/19/2010 at 2:10pm by Boon

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It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...

#2 - On 08/19/2010 at 1:59pm by nerdsgetmehot

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