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Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

By totallyscrewedomg / Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:11 / United States
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By  cole86  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  rattusrattus  |  18

Pause button people. Learn to use it.

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  chippa  |  24

They were more than likely at the cinema. Also, it could have been surprise [butt?]secks. I doubt OP would've called her parents if she knew a sex scene was just about to happen. Or maybe her parents told her to call at a specific time... I dunno. inb4 it could be a he

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  rattusrattus  |  18

Seeing as you're not allowed to have phones on in cinemas, I assumed they would have access to a pause button, or an off button. Otherwise I assume the FML would then finish 'then the manager threw us out for disturbing the film FML'.

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  docscientist  |  9

Not allowed doesn't mean that jackasses don't bring them inside and use them. It'd be extremely silly for the parents to think that if they were watching from home they wouldn't just quickly pop in a movie for the call...

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  rattusrattus  |  18

Maybe the cinemas you are used to are terrible about the rules. Whenever I've gone, barely anyone brings an unsilenced phone into the auditorium, and when it goes off or they start using it, the attendants throw them out. Or the other patrons give them a death glare (trust me, the cinema is lit just enough to see such things) til the culprit puts the phone away... then slinks out from shame.

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  chippa  |  24

You guys are interpreting the FML all wrong! OP was at the cinema and stepped out of the theater to call her parents just in time to miss the "raging sex scene." The FML is that she didn't get to see the scene. Obviously. Pff.

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