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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32502) - you deserved it (16549)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

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Good news for you is that you can fuck her left nostril while she licks your balls.

#45 - On 08/18/2010 at 7:40am by Quest_

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hahahahaha. that's got to suck.

#1 - On 08/18/2010 at 6:40am by kappaaa

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