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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

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Probably the best feeling she got all night...

#6 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:02pm by TurtleGenius

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Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

#16 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:12pm by Phillay632

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