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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60065) - you deserved it (6059)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

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