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Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (2087)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)

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Join them? ;)

#1 - On 08/09/2010 at 6:08am by FurryCup

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the best kind of girl to have.

#2 - On 08/09/2010 at 6:08am by bmadd

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