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By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

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Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
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coming back in the future 30

Maybe that was just their foreplay. They might be into rampaging murderers. You never know.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Gah! Well, what a great first impression. Maybe you should consider investing in a pair of earplugs.

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andrmac 25

Just call the cops during the next fight. They might just take it elsewhere in the future or realise they can't fight and then **** like that.

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dada124 8

What about this scenario screams CALL THE COPS to you?

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kingdomgirl94 29

Where I live we have 24 hour noise laws. If people are being loud as ****, you can get the cops to shut them the **** up.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

I'd think if anyone was screaming and threatening someone you'd call the police. I'd hate to be your neighbour if I was ever being attacked.

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RandKP 21

#25 . In the USA, in every state, threatening someone one with bodily harm is a crime. In addition yelling like that to the point it disturbs other people is call "disturbing the peace" also a crime. Those two facts are what screams "call the cops" to any rational person.

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c0ffeeb3an 15

Fights and sex is pretty much a real time OITNB. You can save on Netflix!

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stingray112 24

Corn was born in the morn. That's called alliteration ladies and gentleman... And coffeebean

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EwahWeeWah 21

If this continues more than once you can issue a report against them and: A; have them warned. B; Get them removed.

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coming back in the future 30

Maybe that was just their foreplay. They might be into rampaging murderers. You never know.

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CaptainHonor 15

Hey, look snñr.u

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CaptainHonor 15

I'm sorry, my phone completely derped out here and I'm not sure what happened.

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ScratchCatPower 32

My phone used to do that too... It used to type random letters and tap different places all over the screen!

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CaptainHonor 15

Hey, look on the bright side -- you'll always have your own personal live action **** going on upstairs whenever you decide to **********!

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

I'm going to kill you!! **** you!! **** me!!! **** music starts playing

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acerredrum 23

@19, Actually yes. I later found out that when me and my ex went to have sex his uncle would go to the bathroom next to our room to listen. -.-

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ScratchCatPower 32

Gah! Well, what a great first impression. Maybe you should consider investing in a pair of earplugs.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Cause that shit is ******* nasty.

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george_s_4 30

I would talk to them first and if they don't cooperate your landlord

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feminengineer 7

I feel ya fellow bottom dweller. I had a couple live above me with a squeaky bed a preference for early morning sex.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Begin with even earlier morning cooking and cleaning, vaccumes, clanging dishes and loud music to dance to. Nothing kills the mood like chores!

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UH60 26

It may not be for everyone, but three hour sex is pretty great.

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TheNewGuy03 28

The ****** after sex that long is absolutely ******* mind- and body-numbingly gorgeous. You are basically lying there like a freshly tranquilized opossum writhing in heavenly bliss. The sleep after is the best rest in the universe.

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