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Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22283) - you deserved it (3764)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

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I did the same thing with my grandmas parrot but I thought it Spanish bad words. ;P she doesn't know Spanish.

#5 - On 08/04/2010 at 6:39pm by JtotheZ

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Put a blanket on its cage so it sleeps and won't cuss. Make sure the kids don't get in that room though...

#8 - On 08/04/2010 at 6:42pm by ChocolateEclaire

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