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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71327) - you deserved it (18599)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 6:21am by csigabajnok

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#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 6:23am by Rayn4u

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