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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's fucking hot and will probably lead places. :]

#10 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:32am by burdenofaday

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I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

#9 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:05am by uminuscooll

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