By Anonn - 23/02/2009 13:14 - Australia

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML
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burdenofaday 0

Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's ******* hot and will probably lead places. :]

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uminuscooll 0

I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

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weissesengel 0

ight listen, i doubt she wants her personal events all ovr the internet..god..

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blakkat77 0

wow that sucks learn to please your women

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ahti546 11

i know right? how pretentious can you be

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livinthefridge13 1

BEST PUN EVER

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Kolby27 1

are you saying you've jerked off a guy ?

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twinkle_nipso_O 0

Totally agree! I always like a bit of encouragement, if perhaps not a helping hand, but kisses.

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dmadsen33 9

Well... I'm almost 110% certain that you ********** even though you're in a relationship... Why shouldn't she be able to do it, too? Sometimes it's nice to just have e moment on your own. Duh.

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