Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

by thetalkingvagina / 06/09/2010 at 7:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

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  • Boyfriend Win, simply put.

    #1 - On 06/09/2010 at 10:07am by We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee

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  • All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing.

    All hail the great penis.

    #20 - On 06/09/2010 at 10:14am by okieraider71

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