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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49709) - you deserved it (17508)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Boyfriend Win, simply put.

#1 - On 06/09/2010 at 10:07am by We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee

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All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing.

All hail the great penis.

#20 - On 06/09/2010 at 10:14am by okieraider71

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