By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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lmno123 0

Lol that's not a FML he's jus being funny. I would laugh if my bf did that! :D

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FMyLifeCereal 0

Tools with no imagination who provide 4 minutes of silent missionary are exactly what she needs. Are you volunteering?

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the_boob 0

FHL for being with someone as boring as you. I'll take him off your hands :)

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txgirl2013 14

that's pretty hilarious

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Woodsy007 0

wow. but I can't say I haven't heard it before.

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slider3212 0

that is absolutely hilarious hahahahHahHahaha

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succubusprime 0

Your bellybutton's cousin? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO. la la la

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fartstar 0

Sex is supposed to be fun. It feels good and both of you should be relaxed and open. Enjoy it and through your hang-ups out the window.

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troth 0

I have to go with the boyfriend on this one just havin some fun

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