Amb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Headshot!
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Flowery Branch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a Q-tip
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
A good grunting
Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
atleasthelistened
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Hannah
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
The_Life
Sydney, Australia
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Helseac
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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shakenbake93 0
There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.
Ducati4623 0
so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess
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heidelbergmeme 5
FAIK!!
heidelbergmeme 5
*fail
Asstazztic 8
**** u Danii call of duty is awesome
the_pan1c 5
BOOOM HEADSHOT
Cbizzlez 10
I bet he uses his Thumper on you
MrSassypants 34
#36 I do my pan is Kev-oh
MrSassypants 34
psn* my bad I put pan dafp!
UNCmike 0
well what do you expect?
panda907 0
if you play on ps3 mines sai_907
Ducati4623 0
so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess
FreeSpeach 0
So he uses a tacticle insertion?
redcell 1
win
PizzaGuy11 0
i bet he can TAR all over your model 1887s
comatoast 0
my psn name is the same as this one
Aceage 0
I bet he puts his THUMPER in your CLAYMORE :p
M4V3R1CKR13 0
COLLATREAL DAMAGE
M4V3R1CKR13 0
19 wins ^ ^
baderier 6
call of duty ****** pwns, it's my life... I've ditched many of my girlfriends for call of duty... I already have call of duty: black ops pre ordered and paid off... and u can bet anything that I'm ditching everyone to play it cause I'm goin to midnight release and skipping at least 3 days of school for it... I live call of duty
Puddings 3
i sound the exact same in cod and in bed : mWAHahsHaha suck it!! ahahhaah suck my dick !!!
michael32123 0
well what does he say? 'cause I say "suck my dick bitch!" alot so that's no different from what I say in bed :)
Critter456 0
well, call of duty is orgasmic...
rallets 23
jeez #90
greg1337 0
I'm sure he uses marathon, stopping power, and HARDline.
adammicdaddy 4
enemy ac130 inbound!
Sunset_Taco 0
the noises: yes! yes! YES!
ExtraordinarilyO_fml 0
xD poor OP!!!! Jajaja though that's something I can see my guy doing... O.o oh dear, exited screams of 'head shot' aMong other battle cries come to mind. Fail
Kheelz 3
look on the bright side at least he isnt yelling "**** not the dogs you stupid prick!"
danii_s2 0
fyl for having a bf who plays cod
amandalovee 0
COD is fun. DONT HATE (:
KGirl123 3
ikr!!!! even though we're both girlz
kamakazman 0
girls who play CoD are just hotter then girls who don't...
kamakazman 0
girls who play call of duty are hotter than girls who don't
IchBeinEinTier 0
=) i play cod!
Kheelz 3
Personally i ******* Love COD. I'm not afraid to admit it either. I'll go over to my friends house and play Nazi zombies with the guys:))
ironwords 8
hey, I work 2 jobs and deal with crap all day. I wanna get my anger out on a game because if I don't I'll freak at my gf. so be thankful I'm screaming at kids not you.
Dani_Turner 0
cod is wicked fun I don't know what your talking about
asscheaks 0
not always true. I won go into detail but you sir are 90% wrong
Jakey00 0
COD is the shit so STFU
TheShlongDong 4
Kind of judgmental of you, people play games for fun, don't really see the problem there
PixelBlood3 11
I don't play COD but I'm pretty sure a guy that plays COD is no worse than one that doesn't
shakenbake93 0
There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.
redcell 1
there's no diffrence between the sounds either. just scream GET SOME!!GET SOME!!! then finish with a tactical nuke...
imlagginglol 0
Ugh.. that game isn't as good as sex, FYL for having a nerd boyfriend
acesarge 0
HEY, NEVER call COD players nerds, that is an insult to nerds everywhere. MW 2 sucked, it was a clusterfuck of OP kill streaks and grenade spam, nothing more.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#6 Nerds are hot.
PizzaGuy11 0
thank god... someone who understands us
Quest_ 13
Who gives a goddamn ****? This is so stupid. I hate these filler FMLs.
RedPillSucks 33
I like your actual picture better, Quest
UsualSuspect_fml 0
if everyone that plays COD is a nerd... then about three fourths of the USA are nerds. do the math.
Freeze_fml 17
You don't really think 3/4 of the US plays that shitty game, do you?
chitown98766 0
at least 2mil on xbox and at least 1.5mil on ps3 3.5 out of 300 mil minus the babies and retarded kids who cant play thats about 3/4th i think
Freeze_fml 17
Kill yourself.
Dont_Explain 3
Your mathematical abilities astound me, oh how do you have such amazing unsurpassed logic, oh mighty one. Aside from the atrocious 3/4 you implied with the stupid evidence to back It up, has it not occured to you that those figures of players are worldwide? Yes, there are other parts of the world than America. :)
ARScratch 0
45 lmao "retarded kids"???? lol ****** up
DontHate31 0
**** you.
Taylor_YAY 0
I think we're all agreed. Smash the **** out of his Xbox. NOW!
acesarge 0
Judging form your user picture and your comment I can safely say you are a stupid blond. Why the **** should she smash his xbox just for making the same noise in bed as when he is playing COD? That makes no sense.
yarbles 3
taylor is hot
Xaujin 0
pretty sure it was a joke ace
ChiTownBoy 0
Taylors hot so don't make me call in a uav and find ur ass!!
Taylor_YAY 0
Awww thanks guys :D
Imnewhere 21
hello beautiful
Avsfan1111 3
hater
metalhead867 6
Mmmmm... I would like to smash Taylor in bed...
TheMystery_fml 6
What a bunch of horn dogs.
kittykat2345 10
If anyone ever smashed my xbox, their skull would be in as many pieces as my xbox. You even saying that makes me want to punch you in the face, dumb bitch.
Maxine17 8
What, "Kill, kill, kill!" ?
RedPillSucks 33
bwhahahahahah That and "Die, mother f*cker". Be careful ending that relationship.
swimchic007 0
hahahaha 13 wins :D
TheAlaskanGirl 9
hehe well both are fun!!! stop complaining stupid girl!/man thing! geez. :)
123e3 0
KEEP IT UP 141!
Spamakaze 0
#12 nice :) and isn't it 'pick it up' not 'keep it up' ?
Ducati4623 0
ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!
123e3 0
maybe
Cjw1220 0
Lol it's not that bad. Maybe you are just awful op.