Sex, Gamers and Intimacy: Headshot! - FML

Headshot!

By Amb - 01/06/2010 23:56 - United States

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Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

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Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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A good grunting

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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By Hannah - 21/12/2010 17:01 - United States

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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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shakenbake93 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:10

There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.

Ducati4623 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:46

so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess

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buggybeauty 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:39

YDI for dating someone who plays call if duty!

ryderburt 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:56

nerdsgetmehot. you are really fine! are you single?

findley 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:15

who doesn't ?

HISWarrior777 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:40

noob

brainonska08 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:42

that probably means he's enjoying it then, so what?

killpro 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:15

no one cares about that game

zacks14 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:59

How about a stinger or a javlin, 34.

batman8 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:17

who doesn't do that??? wip out that grenade, drop it in the hole, n let it explode. win

HinduSpartan 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:33

wooooooooowwwwwwwwew call of duty is not that great and if you play it and ditch your gfs like some of these kids; you're pathetic

GiRDEELU 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:55

Well duh, Call of duty is awesome ^.^

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