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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML


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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

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that really$500 gf=$1000 gfs parents seeing u naked with the cat= priceless

#2 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:06am by nateypooo

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wow.. you are not very smart.. why would you run outside naked in the first place?! why not dress first? your not even at your own home!!

#4 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:06am by irish_love

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