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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78730) - you deserved it (5581)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I wonder what he expected to see instead...?

#4 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:03am by AWESOM_E

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Maybe you should draw him a map...

#11 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:38am by avidlistener

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