Animals: Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for...

By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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By paaaallllmmmssss - 26/09/2015 03:40 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By Tasha84 - 20/11/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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By Ali - 05/03/2017 22:30 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:09

No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 28 December 2009 16:33

HE'S DOING IT WRONG!

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kerrygirl 13

Monday 28 December 2009 16:24

thats funny!

turtles1321 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:31

no hes doin it right

caligirl1990 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:34

that's not funny poor bald puppy

christttinaaaxo 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:26

whoa

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 28 December 2009 16:33

HE'S DOING IT WRONG!

randomaccountnam 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:38

YDI for thinking that the word "finally" is appropriate after 3 days.

irishfever 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:11

ha that was exactly what I was thinking

monzach 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:15

that's when the FML was posted, not when it was made. it was just coincidental timing

padlarf 14

Monday 28 December 2009 16:43

Finally? It's been 3 days

youthink_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:50

How is this a FML? F your dog's life.

daengh 15

Monday 28 December 2009 18:10

You got that right.

Shmeaty 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:02

I don't see how this is a FML.

jpgray1982 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:03

is your dad 5 year old?

Dont_Explain 3

Monday 28 December 2009 18:18

Your mother has bald patches? Jesus, that's terrible. :(

GimmeFive 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:06

Too far

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:21

Omg dude, i woke up this morning and my dog was completely shaved! She has a bald spot too! Hahaha i agree with #8 though...

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