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By Noname - 16/02/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

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By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By idontevengetpaid - 05/09/2016 04:35 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I arrived at my internship at 7 am after three hours of sleep with a massive hangover. When I got there, my boss told me he had made a mistake and I was meant to come in next week. He then said, "Well, now that you're here, you might as well get some work done. Come in next week as well." FML

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You deserved it 15 225

By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 018

You deserved it 44 913

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 2 377

By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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You deserved it 1 730

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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You deserved it 50 912

By embarrassed much - 27/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

What she said

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 10:00

Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML

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You deserved it 518

By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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You deserved it 10 282

You wish!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 02:22 - United States

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:07

I love it!

joojoo_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:35

a coworker of mine did the same. boss man was totally cool about it and laughing.

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Amkii 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:07

I love it!

pimrol 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:11

i don't care!

fadingintodust 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:32

thats ******* epic dude!

YooHoo_817 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:36

I have a feeling they kept him . Those bosses didn't sound like prudes lol .

joojoo_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:35

a coworker of mine did the same. boss man was totally cool about it and laughing.

bobdole 0

Monday 16 February 2009 22:42

i don't get how/why you would drunk dial your work or boss?

22cute 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:29

Because she's a drunk.

moig_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 23:04

im with #12. either way its hilarious. especially if they kept you

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:42

Your fault, but totally hilarious.

8ranko 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:49

you deserved that and you're surely F*****

torch433 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:59

r u to afraid to cuss or wht idiot -___-

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:39

You're dumb. On all accounts. If they did keep you, you don't deserve it.

tweetylover8402 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:29

LOLOLOLOLOLOL That is SO full of Fail!

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Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML

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Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML

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Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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