Kids: Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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Top comments

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

tjanes 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:09

Maybe he was looking for one..?

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tjanes 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:09

Maybe he was looking for one..?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:10

Why would a little boy be looking for a prostitute?

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:37

3, well, probably same reason everyone else does?

CanadiansPlease 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:11

I'm more curious as to why a little boy would know what a prostitute is.

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:33

Video games, TV and/or movies would be my guess.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:46

You'd be surprised at the things kids know these days.

Zimmington 21

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:58

Because he's secretly a pimp looking to recruit

mylifeequalsfml 5

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:11

if he asked you must of been dressed some kind of way :/

CanadiansPlease 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:13

In a grocery store?

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:28

Really, though. A ******* for $50 definitely isn't worth it.

MrSarary 26

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

should have asked if he was interested, and scared him

sarah6786 14

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:48

There are many flaws in this idea.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

He knows what a prostitute is apparently.

evanavery 6

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

well that sort of suggests you were dressed inappropriatly

Ohthatsnasty 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:13

Since he was a little boy, he was probably just repeating a word he had heard somewhere before. A real FML would be if it was a grown man asking if you were a prostitute!

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:14

Well... Are you?

misUnderstood23 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:13

True. And why, out of all people would he point you out?

EyeOfTheSt0rm 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:14

What does he know? OP obviously looked like a ****

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