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Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag with her tax materials. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19262) - you deserved it (59891)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by caramelkarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:17pm by may_cause_fail

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damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:17pm by castnerinho

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