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Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag with her tax materials. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15419) - you deserved it (45380)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by caramelkarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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