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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38881) - you deserved it (2429)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

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