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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52193) - you deserved it (3764)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

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Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.

#10 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:56pm by Jewelofagal

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You're husband's a jackass. Divorce him -_-

#12 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:56pm by PsychoMerk

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