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Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

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I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

#11 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:47pm by FernandoTorres

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Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day.
Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess.
I feel your pain, dude. :(

#2 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:40pm by RainbowPoof

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