Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you totally deserved it (1103)
On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)
(0)happened to me before too. it's like shootig acid out of your nose!
#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:38pm by ThatOneAdamKid24
(0)Yes! that happens to me all the time. that's the worst!
#5 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:43pm by jellybean120
(0)Even worse after foods like hotdogs, beans, any chunky foods like that. They get stuck in your sinuses and you can taste them for a while.
(0)YOU MUST (epicly huge letters) DIE! go become an hero.
#51 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:46pm by Bugatti_Veyron
(0)happened to me too WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!
#66 - On 02/22/2010 at 7:59pm by llcooljoey
(0)happened to me too once! there were carrot chunks flying all over!
#82 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:17pm by c0nfuzzled
(0)It is acid and it hurts like hell! It happened to me quite a few times when I was preggers. A saline spray might help a little but be gentle. FYL OP and feel better.
#92 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:07pm by ImaginaryFoe
(0)#24 you litterly just discudted me way more then the OP.
#102 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:34pm by ILikePopCorn
(0)1 that is what puking is... expulsing the contents of your stomach including the stomach acid
#103 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:36pm by toxic10uhc
(0)everytime I throw up, I mean. I have a weak stomach.
#112 - On 02/22/2010 at 11:16pm by jellybean120
(0)you're obviously a douche #43. you can't help it if your sick....FYL
#117 - On 02/22/2010 at 11:57pm by caterpillar77
(0)i know i sound like a heartless turd, but the thought of puke (and chunks) flying out the nose puts a hilarious picture in my head.
#118 - On 02/23/2010 at 12:07am by zZPedobearZz
(0)totally agree! you'd think it helps... but it's a LIE!
#147 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:02am by mirage_bks
(0)haha dude this has happened to me too, it sucks ball lmao
#151 - On 02/24/2010 at 11:02am by xsupa_jesusx
(0)Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day.
Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess.
I feel your pain, dude. :(
#2 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:40pm by RainbowPoof
that's kinda like me, but with mashed potatoes. ughh they are just soo nasty to me now. X(
#27 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:01pm by makaykay1714
(0)I didn't drink milk for a year after I threw up some that had been sitting in my stomach a while. It curdles in your stomach acid so it was like soft, rancid cheese.
#94 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:10pm by ImaginaryFoe
(0)#12: Awww cute dog :)
Anyways, I've never thrown up from my nose, and stomach acid shud hurt. So... owch.
(0)HA! That happened to me before...not only did vomit come out, but the advil I took a few minutes earlier, too! IT BURNED!
FYL.
(0)LMAO..yes for sureee. That sucks and is hilarious all at the same time.
#36 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:12pm by _swimcutie_
(0)But your stomach feels terrible with diarhea, but when you're pukey, you feel bad for five minutes before throwing up, then you get it all out, and you feel better.
#89 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:33pm by quikwit1212
(0)*twlight fans start cursing aloud in their parents houses* TWLIGHT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND YOU KNOW IT! *proceeds back into dark corner with the Edward Cullen tshirt that hasn't been washed sconce last November* never takin' it off! Cause we're the best arounddd! no one ever gonna' bring us down!
(0)I get it, thats pretty cute. I'm using thaat know when I have to care for my really drunk throwing up brother. :)
(0)Oh fuck, it hurts just to read that. That's worse than the time that I vomitted and had diarrhea at the same time.
(0)I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.
#11 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:47pm by FernandoTorres
well no shit, Sherlock! of course it's gonna be worse.
but I have to agree that it's nasty. then you get acidy boogers and you can smell it for hours.
ughh I'm grossing myself out right now. and it doesn't help that I'm eating :(
#15 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:49pm by makaykay1714
ohhh man! nice!
and that would have been funny if the OP had eaten fruit before. well not funny but you know what I mean.
taste the rainbow!
waitt...that's for skittles. my bad :(
#50 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:46pm by makaykay1714
(0)happened to me once...once sneezing and the other the puke came out of my nose anyways o_0
#18 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:52pm by Greenpenguin999
(0)that may be the most fucked up mental image i've ever gotten. but it was awesome as well. i congradulate you.
#19 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:52pm by bitethebullet
(0)I congradulate you too for lastnight(;
Let's all change the subject cause really
all I keep seeing is "gross" or "that's cool"
We're not in the 70's any more.
God I'm high
(0)Elly, are you an American? (not related to the post; just curious)
#96 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:13pm by ImaginaryFoe
(0)Last time I puked...
I sneezed, burped, laughed and hiccupped.
And I was high as fuck, and I ate fruity pebbles. Not a very good vomit source.
Ha this should be a fml. MINE! lmfao
(0)The hydrochloric acid makes my nostrils BURN. That was a FUN start to 2010...
#26 - On 02/22/2010 at 5:58pm by Chunchunchun
(0)I had this happen to me once it burned so bad I was snorting water for like an hour
#30 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:07pm by fmlsrfunny77
(0)Pinch your nose when you puke. I found out that it's less bothersome that way. Also get really drunk, then you don't care if you are throwing up.
The things I leaned from a misspent youth...
(0)Well, I can completely agree that throwing up out your nose and mouth are horrible, happened to me four times.
#31 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:07pm by Serec
(0)um, just out of curiousity, why the hell would you count something like that?
#148 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:08am by mirage_bks
(0)that crap is nasty and dont feel good at all. im sorry you going through that but glad as hell i aint!
#32 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:08pm by hillbillie_girl
(0)Ew. That's sooo nasty. Did the puke burn the insides of your nose, when it came out?! Haha.
#35 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:11pm by terriibabiiix23
(0)@jelly bean. that's because you make your self throw up
#37 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:19pm by shadow33456
(0)that happend to me after I ate taco bell. hot sauce makes that burning feeling worse. D:
#40 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:27pm by cheesepuffs159
(0)ugh this is the un-funnest thing ever! and then you keep sneezing up barf particulate for hours:(
#41 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:28pm by Pearljammer001
(0)Wow, sounds pretty epic to sneeze and throw up. That really makes it full force come out from the momentm. You win. :)
(0)LOL that happened to me once...It burned my nose so much because it had some lime-aid in it :(
#56 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:59pm by UniverseMan
(0)Can you control when you throw up? Sounds like your an anorexic, sorry their life style doesn't involve throwing up everyday so they aren't as pro at it as you. Jerk.
(0)Of course you would know the word for it, thanks for correcting me though. You're such a sweetheart. :)
(0)you are nice compared to most pople on the internet. : ) there are alot of pople (especcally on youtube) who are hypocritical superpolitic assholes.
(0)@ jennacide: The noun form is "anorectic."
@ Erniesduck123: If you feel you have to censor yourself when calling someone a name, use a different name.
Y'all both hostile.
#131 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:30am by ohSNAPyall
(0)Just that sounds agressive? I don't think I sounded like I wanted to kill someone, I'm just defensive when it comes to some things. But I never use violence. :)
(0)when that happens, always have a netty pot. it's a thing where you stick a spout in one nostril, and it flushes out your sinuses real good. I love it.
#80 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:06pm by ramboman19
(0)This happens to me every time I puke. I've never sneezed while I've puked, it is just so forceful that the puke comes out my nose too. I always have to blow my nose after I throw up because there is vomit in my nostrils too.
#84 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:22pm by Erniesduck123
(0)tjhats happened to mr mulyiple tomes y dony have to sneeze tho. it burns and u smell it forever and it gives u a headachr ughhj
#86 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:28pm by brunnette_babe
(0)yeah it feels like smelling shit and burning the inside of your nose with chemicals at the same time
(0)that shits happened to me before...
the smell lingers Dx
#106 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:45pm by saranwrap69
(0)I once sneezed out sprite. hurt like a MUTHAF*CKA. I feel your pain. FYL.
#119 - On 02/23/2010 at 12:18am by thedivinecomeD
(0)lol this one made me laugh as well as feel sick to my stomach at the same time hahahahahahah
#121 - On 02/23/2010 at 12:25am by wannafightmydad
(0)ouch, it especially sucks when you've been drinking too much and it's alcohol and acid coming out your nose.
#125 - On 02/23/2010 at 1:23am by applesauceland
(0)Through the nose is indeed bad. Even worse is if you've been eating something acidic or spicy, or if it was ages since you last ate so the stomach acid/food ratio is too high. Painful memories :/
(0)its even worse when your choking on a muffin and throwup so that ALL the vomit comes out your nose
(0)I once sneezes out coca-cola, and that shit is REALLY carbonated, and the worst part is that it stayed in my nose for the longest time..
(0)That happened to me, but the worst is when half of a slice of pizza is the thing that comes out of your left nostril...
#162 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:22am by Blackiechan85
(0)yah had that too, and with all the half-proceeded beer it's all sour xd
#163 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:09pm by NecroSinner
(0)read the post..Started laughing like hell!!! LMFAO
#165 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:16pm by LoveUJustinBiebe
(0)I hate when that happens. Makes me glad I almost never get that sick...
#167 - On 04/04/2010 at 4:37pm by icedragone
EWWWWWWWW !!I've never heard if such a thing !!! wow that is so wrong
#168 - On 05/22/2010 at 2:15pm by UpYoursInAdvance
(0)wowww forget about the grossness factor, can you imagine how much that would hurt!? ow ow ow ow ow
#172 - On 06/24/2010 at 1:18pm by ZombieKitteh
