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Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21386) - you deserved it (2530)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:36am - health - by Srain (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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To lose 16 kilo's in 1 month, you need to burn 4500 kilocalories more than you eat each day.
The only ways to do that are if you
- run for two hours a day and eat absolutely nothing (wich is not very healthy)
or
- have cancer (with is of course even less healthy)

Also, your skin can't adapt that fast, so there are probably hanging loose folds of skin from OP's entire body now.

#8 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:43am by lettertjes

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+13

16 kilos in one month. That can't be good.

#10 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:59am by bartoron

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+5

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