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Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 5:06am - health - by Ellowise (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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At first I thought, oh that sucks, but then I read the high knee socks and decided that you're an idiot.

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:05pm by Bumlove89

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That sucks...but how do you FORGET to take off socks? Speaking as an ex-tanner myself, I know you don't FORGET to take off anything in those overly warm little beds.

Oh, and YDI for tanning. I stopped because I learned about the health risks. If you have lovely, pale skin, keep it that way. Use a SELF tanner for color.

#3 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:06pm by bluedoll

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