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Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 3:07pm - health - by Foodcomesfirst (woman) - United Kingdom

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must have been delicious

#1 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:10pm by awesome_o

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that sucks. At least you didn't fall down the stairs though. think of the positives =]

#12 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:52pm by x0SoReckless0x

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