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Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 8:30pm - health - by CB (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Bahaha, maybe he'll saran wrap the door frame next time? Oh the vast amount of pranks that could be pulled!

#4 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:56am by alexandraa

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wtf. You couldve gotten seriously hurt D:

#8 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:04am by hk

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