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Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21342) - you deserved it (1303)

On 11/18/2009 at 8:30pm - health - by CB (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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