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Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7583) - you deserved it (33649)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

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