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Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 1:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

#5 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:13am by BoredOne

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Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:13am by Fuck34

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