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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

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how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:32pm by kgb121

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I can see how you cut the back on your hand. you were holding the bagel horizontally, and you were cutting towards the hand holding the bagel, and i guess the bagel was really hard so as you were pressing hard, the knife slid on top of the bagel all the way to your other hand where it sliced the top. I dunno if my description is correct, or if all the others commenting can imagine it well, but I just felt like I needed to explain, cuz others just have no imagination.

#6 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:42pm by latuka

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