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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (60165)

On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

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