Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

by navyma / 09/17/2009 at 1:10am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Health

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  • Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea


    #1 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:00am by allmidnighteyes

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  • OP, I'm assuming you posted this FML from the bathroom, as a putrid school of dung guppies launched themselves from the claustrophobic confines of your colon like a civil war cannonball.... am I correct?

    #3 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:10am by allmidnighteyes

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