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Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

by TANT / 03/22/2009 at 12:53am / United States (Florida) / Health

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  • That's..... sad.

    #1 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:31am by Chris968

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  • Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

    #10 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:00pm by necromancerlord

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