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Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 1:29pm - health - by UhOhhhh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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At least you boiled the water for your pasta!

but yeah. fyl.

#7 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:24pm by lenasaur

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unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?

#6 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:22pm by noidea

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