Health: Too late

Too late

By UhOhhhh - 08/09/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 16:00

Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML

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By filipkm - 06/05/2016 14:37 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By bonnmo - 11/11/2018 11:30 - United States

Today, I took a big, smelly, satisfying dump when I woke up. When I tried to flush, nothing happened. None of my four roommates bothered to tell me we didn’t have running water. FML

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By Caroline Ballard Turner - 22/12/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML

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By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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lenasaur 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:24

At least you boiled the water for your pasta! but yeah. fyl.

noidea_fml 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:22

unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?

Comments

prettygirl47 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:33

I find it hard to believe that there wouldnt be those warning signs in the KITCHEN, WHERE DRINKING WATER IS.

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 23:39

How would the fliers get in the kitchen. Is someone supposed to break into every apartment to post signs?

Missy612 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 7:38

Uh-Oh! Hope your ok!:-)

sweetiepie2378 0

Monday 9 April 2012 4:35

you woke up and ate pasta? dont worry your not alone i eat pancakes for dinner all the time (:

tigerlover39 9

Friday 7 December 2012 3:34

I agree with #7

JesseAttack 21

Friday 6 September 2013 21:47

Hopefully you didn't catch anything and you were fine!

VAddict123 5

Monday 30 September 2013 4:55

Well the pasta is safe.

kesht1996 12

Thursday 31 October 2013 4:00

Well shit happens. And I think in your case, shit will continue to happen for the next few days

MarkToast 19

Monday 7 April 2014 5:51

Well the good news is that it's mostly harmless. The most that will happen is that it'll feel like you have food poisoning. The bad news is that food poisoning sucks.