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Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 4:17pm - health - by FilthyIke (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's hilarious. Allergic to your own sweat.

Sometimes the pros just outweigh the cons, I would've just gone for that hot steamy sauna bath either way.

#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:08pm by junaho

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how can you be allergic to your own body fluids?

#2 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:08pm by z_x_c_v_b_n_m

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