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Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36920) - you deserved it (5449)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm - health - by asthmatic (woman) - United States (New York)

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