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Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm - health - by asthmatic (woman) - United States (New York)

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Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly?
I don't know why you swallowed a fly.


...Perhaps you'll die.

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:38am by biancagolden

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If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(

#1 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:35am by Zenma

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