Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

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  • We all know the toothpaste cap gave you the black eye, don't lie.

    #5 - On 07/04/2015 at 5:59pm by PenguinBitch

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  • Wow, 7 is definitely way old enough to know better than that. I would've gotten my ass handed to me if I'd punched my parent hard enough to leave a black eye at that age

    #4 - On 07/04/2015 at 5:58pm by WCARlover

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