Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

by AOart1st / 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Hasn't FML taught you not to try dumb stuff to impress girls?

    #1 - On 11/21/2014 at 6:51am by feven

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  • There are many important life lessons to be learned on FML. Going out of your way to impress someone will likely end in disaster.

    #3 - On 11/21/2014 at 6:51am by TrippingOnAcid

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