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Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44026) - you deserved it (3697)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

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I'm so sorry OP. What's stopping you from going out on your own?

#1 - On 08/12/2014 at 9:04am by saba_ajira

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McDonalds will kill you eating it like that.

#2 - On 08/12/2014 at 9:05am by elek2008

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