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Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 7:24pm - health - by ThunderThighs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Cue the "go exercise & eat healthy" comments.

#2 - On 07/24/2014 at 7:22am by MzDisturbedOne

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Is it just your thighs against the seat? I don't think you have to be particularly fat for that, especially if it was a slightly rounded seat. Maybe it wouldn't happen to a really skinny person but I think it could happen to a regular person so no need to be ashamed...I'm sure I must've done this before. Hell, at the moment my feet are making fart noises in my's more about shape than 'fatness'.

#6 - On 07/24/2014 at 7:28am by doodlecloud

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