Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

by FMyBrain / 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Health

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  • Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

    #2 - On 06/06/2014 at 7:47pm by Welshite

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  • Just one of those days, eh?

    #1 - On 06/06/2014 at 7:47pm by umerin

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