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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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betseyville 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:09

I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.

FreakHead 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:51

O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone

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betseyville 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:09

I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.

mulisha52 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:55

your hot!!

kukitheaf 0

Friday 22 January 2010 7:37

she's hot. :D

Mustardnight 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:10

Lol thats happened to me.

aeslehc_ 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:10

YDI for not closing the cabinet. Common sense.

bloodmonk115 3

Friday 22 January 2010 0:52

ya that comment was fake and gay

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 22 January 2010 0:56

I don't know how a comment can be homosexual, but whatever works in your world.

JohnLovesFMLs 0

Friday 22 January 2010 11:38

Go troll YouTube, sympathy is what this op needs.

azurablade 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:11

thirdies!!!

assvomit 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:11

what a load of shit.

swimspy 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:15

hahaha I did tht yesterday but my head then flew back knocking into my brothers head!

hypergal 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:17

omg I'm 6 anyway damn that sucks hardcore and I hate snickerdoodle she's annoying

chanellgymnast 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 7:53

You are adorableeeee:)

silasandseansfml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:17

now what have you learned next time u open the cabnet be sure to close just like when women bitch about the toilet seat being left up it's called taking one second and do it yourself

Sheebz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:21

i agree with #3, duh

aeslehc_ 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:22

snickerdoodles, its not trolling, its common sense to close a cabinet after you open it. Especially if the cabinet is obviously going to get in the way if its left open and they already have a headache.

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