By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 508
You deserved it 6 042

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Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.